- Her name is almost Ketchup. Almost.
- She thinks using a dollar sign symbol instead of a regular 's' is socially acceptable.
- She claims the dollar sign symbol is meant to be ironic because she "actually [stood] for the opposite of putting a lot of emphasis on money"... spoken like a true, filthy rich star...
- She has officially been quoted saying "I love garbage bags" during a photo shoot for Elle Magazine.
- Her name REALLY IS Kesha. Really.
- Her full name? Kesha Rose Sebert. Her mother? Pebe. She doesn't even know who her father is and her brothers are Lagan and Louis. Really.
- She was literally born at a party, and probably conceived at one as well. In L.A.
- She describes her style as "garbage-chic"... is it just me or does that seem like the world's biggest oxy-moron?
- She claims her image... her "garbage-chic" style developed from her being poor and trying to brand herself on a budget... True, it worked. But I don't think she's going to be starting a fad...
- She purposefully makes herself look like she dressed in extreme drag yesterday, got seriously drunk, slept on it, and made important public appearances. WITH a hangover.
- Even when she's sober, she sounds drunk. Her words always slur.
- It's quite possible that she really does brush her teeth with Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
- She makes up words. Like "steeze" style and ease...
- She achieved 'near perfect' SAT scores and described herself as "very studious" in high school... but dropped out at 17...
- She uses the word 'bummer' in serious conversation.
- It's questionable to authorities including The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times and Billboard whether she can actually sing...
- Her fashion inspiration? This guy:
Keith Richards. An old stoner in eyeliner. Classy...
And the #1 reason why I love to hate Ke$ha?
Her dream has come true. Her dress is MADE OUT OF GARBAGE BAGS.
"I love garbage bags"... yes, yes you do. And I love YOU, Ke$ha.
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