in case you were wondering...

• i think i now have enough wallflowers to last me my entire life... it's become a bit of an obsession. the 4 for $20 or 6 for $24 sale is going on right now.... i got 6. 6 wallflower bulbs. well 5, and one new plug... but still. plus, semi-annual just ended, and you can bet i took advantage of those $5 2-packs! i LOVE bbw. i have so many... my house will smell so good. forever.
• this is my new favorite:

• i just barely gave kylee her christmas present. i'm awful. such a procrastinator. she's crazy enough to still be my friend though. thanks, ky :)
• "Easy A" has officially made my top 10.
• I made this (and i'm really proud. because it's really cute):

• hot fudge sundae poptarts are giving the cookies and cream poptarts a run for their money in my book
• i will never sew another tablecloth again. one time only. but they're perfect :)
• when i type my name, i almost always spell "katie" wrong on the first try. almost always. it usually comes out kaite.
• if i could be in any movie... it would be Threat Level Midnight.
• kylee and i worked at jobs with the same acronym. BABW. build-a-bear-workshop and bath-and-body-works. we're cute.
• flamingo babies are actually grey. they turn pink because of all the shrimp they eat. at least that's what cha cha told me one time
• monday is the most popular day for suicide. how i know this? no idea. but it's really sad :(
• i think i'm becoming legitimately addicted to online shopping, haha
• i am also addicted to the show called "my strange addiction"

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOME OF THE THINGS PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO?


you don't.
trust me.


but i'm going to tell you anyway.


so far, the season has featured:


>a woman who sleeps with her blowdryer. turned on. she is covered in serious burn marks.
>a woman who snacks on toilet paper. obessively. eats it like cotton candy.
>a woman addicted to extreme body building. works out like 6 hours a day, and takes HGH and tons of other supplements every single morning.
>a woman who sucks her thumb. she's 24. and she sucks her thumb almost constantly.
>a woman who eats household cleansers. eats them. (chemicals? acids? lye?... really?!)
>a woman addicted to tanning. she slightly resembles an oompa loompa. 
>a woman addicted to ventriloquism. takes her dolls everywhere. treats them like people. talks to them, and through them.
>a woman addicted to cats. even though she is severely allergic. she has over 20, and gets new cats almost every day.
>a woman addicted to eating laundry detergent powder. and hand soap. as in... licking the soap off her hands as she is washing them.
>a man addicted to strongman competitions. he drags cars around and stuff.
>a woman addicted to shoes. she worries about them like they are her children, and feels like she neglects them when she doesn't wear them. she has 200+ pairs, and is in debt, obviously.
>a woman addicted to pulling out her hair and eating the follicle. and yes, she is almost bald.
>a woman addicted to wearing fur suits. everywhere she goes. like, full-on mascot uniform fur suits...
>a woman addicted to eating couch cushion. she has eaten a total of 7 couches throughout her addiction so far.
>a man addicted to a silicon doll. oh yeah, and he's married to it. he talks to her. buys her things. dresses her, does her hair... gets offended when people don't acknowledge her, and thinks it will become a popular lifestyle.
>a woman addicted to picking scabs. i couldn't watch that episode. too much blood. 
>a woman addicted to cleaning. cleans at least 8 hours a day. and gets aggressive when her standards aren't upheld by her son and husband.
>a woman addicted to collecting rocks. and treating them like children or pets. she has about a million.
>a man addicted to eating glass. champagne glasses mostly. and light bulbs. he literally. eats. glass. and just for attention.
>a woman addicted to bleaching her skin.
>a woman addicted to eating pottery. and cigarette ashes. just the ashes. and yes, her teeth are horrible from all the pottery consumption. even her baby son is trying to eat pottery now because he watches her do it...
>a woman addicted to taking laxatives. between 100-250 EVERY. DAY.


it's so disturbing. but so intriguing. how do they LIVE LIKE THAT?!?!


things that make you go... bleaugh!


p.s. i like to make lists. in case you were wondering. and also... last night, kylee and i were bored, and D went to the Banff Film Festival, so we went for a drive. i wanted a shake, so we went to in-n-out and got chocolate shakes. then we were craving fries, so we drove to mcdonald's. that made us thirsty, so we went to wendy's and got soda. 3 drive-thru windows. less than 2 hours.


we're awesome.