the joys of a desk job

me: "...I can just leave it as 'guest of Jonathan Harris', and that way you can bring anyone over the age of 18"


caller: "why over 18? are you serving alcohol?"


me: "...that's 21..."


caller: "oh. right..."


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ibsingle4u@******.com


(i ask for people's email addresses...)


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me: "most of our attendees prefer to receive a text message reminder on the day of the conference. may I have your cell phone number, starting with the area code first, please?"


caller: "oh, I can't do the texting. i don't have a computer."


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me: "I have an important conference email which contains additional information about the conference. Which e-mail address would you like me to send that to?"


caller: "well, I just got a new computer, and I dont know what the e-mail address for it is yet."


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me: do you currently have a business website?

caller: nothing other than my residential telephone number.

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me: do you have any questions about your reservation?

caller: no. but I do have a question...

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AND ALSO

just to humor you... and my husband...

this story can't go untold.

so APPARENTLY.... one night on our honeymoon, at like 3:00 in the morning, Dev and I had this conversation. That I do not recollect AT ALL.

me: Don't fall asleep.

dev: Why?

me: Just don't fall asleep.

dev: But why?

me: Cause I keep thinking they're going to bring us dinner.

dev: Babe. Nobody is going to bring us dinner. It's 3:00 in the morning.

me: ...I don't know.

i swear i do not recall this! apparently i sleep-talk. we both find this very entertaining.

unfortunately, nothing else has happened. but i'm crossing my fingers. it's hilarious.

hahahahaha

he will never let me forget this! i love that we tease each other though.

and i love him!